- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

canaan and mallory

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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