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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

A possesed goat: "moo"

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Of course, first door on your left

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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