How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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