Lil' Wayne

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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