- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

im gey

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

where do some birds live in? Earth

roses are red, violets are blue.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

dick dick dick... frogs

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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