Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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