- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What time is it? 20:45.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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