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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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