Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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John Stamos.

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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