- Anti Joke

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.