sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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im a willy bum bum

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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Anti Joke

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