how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Hi

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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Hillary Clinton

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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