Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

whats white and looks like paper paper

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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