If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

Autism speaks but not really

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

religion

Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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