why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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knock knock who's there no one

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why did the man die? he was shot

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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