- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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