- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Neither have I

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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