- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

This is not a joke or is it

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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