You know I can, and I already have, as once the mind knows its getting certain medications, it spends the energy required in order to achieve the effect, this is what psychiatrists and those assholes would call "psychological effect". With that said, I am still tired, and the stimulants are waking up my ouchies too, so I think ill get some sleep and dont worry, I can sleep with any stimulants as long as I can use my mind. By the way, my "hypnosis senses" are not hypnosis by themselves, but in order to hypnotize oneself and other, one must learn to read body language and stuff like that, something which I now do subconciously because I am experienced. Alice is calm again, her hands are shaking but she is cold, I am pretty sure she is far more tired than I am, so I kinda ordered her to go home, this guy can type for me. Just want you to know that I am doing fine now, and that the PTSD is much less severe than before as my brain no longer remembers the voice and looks my parents had back then, so I just feel my nose getting punched and breaking, its... Surprisingly annoying, so ill get some sleep, if nothing else it will help Alice get better, and I wont lie, I need it.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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LIFE :(

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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The NBA and womens sports

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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