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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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That's what she didn't say

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falling didnt make the difference

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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