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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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