A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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