They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

The Christian Bible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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