- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

Jacob Edwards has friends

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

School

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

The Christian Bible.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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