2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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knock knock

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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What's up brah brah

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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