One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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who ever is reading this....

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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Gangnam style

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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