- Anti Joke

Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.