- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

knock knock no ones home

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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