- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

i have an apple. now suck my dick

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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