ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

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A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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