What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Knock knock What?

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Membean

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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