- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

Bradon Cheey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What moos like a cow? Another cow

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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