what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

good one jess !!

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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