- Anti Joke

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.