- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

How old are you? 20

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Your mom is so fat...

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his