Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Obama

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Jimmy Saville

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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