A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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This is not a joke or is it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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