- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Like this joke, bitch.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How much Is a free app on my market?

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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