- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

what do you call gingers ugly.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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