Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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this is not a joke. jks

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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What's big and white?

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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