- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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