"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Jesus was a good guy

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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