What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

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potatoes

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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whats up fuch you bitch

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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