What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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