400 asian people walked in a bar

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Society.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Three men walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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