- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

What never seems to get old? AIDS.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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