- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

Fags are gay.

what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

Yo mama is so fat!

Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

The Bible

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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