Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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