What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Fags are gay.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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