a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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In an alternate universe, Jake Sulley's brother did not die. The human race proceeded to strip-mine Pandora of all its mineral wealth, and slaughtered the entire indigenous population.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Anti Joke

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