What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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