- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Mexicans are like waffles

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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