No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Mexicans are like waffles

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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