Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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The Olympics

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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black people. that is all...

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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