- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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