What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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You copy and paster!

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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