Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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i like cats

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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