A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Miley Cyrus.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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